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    karma smiles

    So after hacksawing up some some trashed chain-link-fence steel fence posts for a hammer cage, I went by Macy's to buy.........yes, underwear. grundies. KILT grundies. I was wearing my digicamo KILT and I prowled around, generally horrified at what underthings cost these days. I made my choice and headed for the cash register. The nice lady checked me out and said how much she like my camouflage
    ........................SKIRT.

    .........and I smiled and said thank you and we talked about how ridiculously expensive little things are these days and about her customer that had just spent a thousand dollars on shirts and undershirts. I said that a thousand dollars was round trip plane fare to Scotland, and she agree'd in principle and it was a nice conversation. So what's the point? The point is that she called it a
    ..........SKIRT

    ....and I did not correct her.

    Why? Well, two-three years ago I would have, but you know, what's the point? I'm wearing it and I am not threatened by whatever she wants to call it. For heavens sake I just hacksawed up a mess of steel pipe. How *Manly* can you get? She's being pleasant and I'm paying for underwear and *leaving*. I'll never see her again. What's the point of making a fuss over a word?

    So I went on my way.

    Next stop was Home Depot to pick up some 3/8 inch rebar to bend into ground stakes for my weight over bar apparatus. As I'm standing in line at the checkout, two very attractive, and I emphasize *attractive* young ladies stopped with their cart of household things and a big piece of plywood. The taller of the two looks me straight in the eye, flashes this to-die-for smile and starts singing "On the Banks of Bonnie, Bonnie Loch Lomond". The shorter one admonishes her dog, who is growling, that "It's just a handsome, big man in a kilt. SHUSH". Then she gives this big smile that practically makes me weak in the knees.

    Ain't karma payback a ...............hmmmm....
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    I think this calls for another visit to Home Depot for more rebar !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lachlan09 View Post
    I think this calls for another visit to Home Depot for more rebar !
    Alas! There are so many jokes here NOT appropriate for a family forum... I'll resign myself to smiling and nodding..... nodding and smiling.....
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    Good to hear

    I have never minded what people call it. Same with sporran because that is just Gaelic for purse anyhow.

    What I can't stand is the blokes in cars woof whistling a me as they go by. Who do they think they are embarrasing? I'm not the guy whistling at another guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rtc872 View Post
    ... What I can't stand is the blokes in cars woof whistling a me as they go by. Who do they think they are embarrasing? I'm not the guy whistling at another guy.

    I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugbear View Post
    LOL, Ted, you took the emoticons out of my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by rtc872 View Post
    What I can't stand is the blokes in cars woof whistling a me as they go by. Who do they think they are embarrasing? I'm not the guy whistling at another guy.
    It never bothered me either, but I had never thought of it that way before. I'll remember that one.
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    Whistling

    Quote Originally Posted by rtc872 View Post
    Good to hear

    I have never minded what people call it. Same with sporran because that is just Gaelic for purse anyhow.

    What I can't stand is the blokes in cars woof whistling a me as they go by. Who do they think they are embarrasing? I'm not the guy whistling at another guy.

    I managed a good reply to a pair of blokes walking by, when one of them said "If I could whistle, I would". As it happpened, I was with Michele, my wife, who has been losing some weight and working out. She had on a new dress, in a new (smaller) size and was lookin' good. I said "Good thing you can't, mate. She looks good, but she's mine, find your own!"



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    I love going to Home Despot kilted. It's always to pick up supplies for knives that I'm making. I get asked "What's the project?" to which I reply "I'm making a shortsword." That always raises eyebrows... Home Despot is a great place to go kilted.
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    On a good day, more than one shade!!
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