Beer drinking turns you female

[PEEDYC]

A friend recently sent me this in an email :-

<>_<>Beerology <>_<>

This indeed is worrisome

Beer contains female hormones.

Last month, VeeCee published that Sydney University and CSIRO scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.



It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary



Oops now I know why I've got "man boobs" it's nothing to do with age ...

[Steve of Lansing]

Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good at all...

[Jock Scot]

Soooo, okaaay, this means if I stay off the beer and keep to gin, port, sherry, whisky, cider, wine, vodka-----I should be alright, er, safe, ummm well, in the context of this thread anyway?

[PEEDYC]

Whisky makes you frisky, Gin makes you sin, Sherry makes you merry, Beer makes you female. It doesn't work does it?

[Jock Scot]

Whisky makes you frisky, Gin makes you sin, Sherry makes you merry, Beer makes you female. It doesn't work does it?

-----and brandy makes you r-- ,oh never mind!

[Joshua]

-----and brandy makes you r-- ,oh never mind!

HA!



Sambuca makes you puke-a?

[Peter Crowe]

-----and brandy makes you r-- ,oh never mind!

..and Pernod's often called l.. .., your right we'd better not go there!

[Ruanaidh]

Whisky makes you frisky, Gin makes you sin, Sherry makes you merry, Beer makes you female. It doesn't work does it?

Ale makes you female.

[TurboKittie]

ale makes you female.

lol

[flyrod6057]

If ale makes one female, then.....

COLOR ME PINK! (Also, it explains the weight gain and occasional bloating!)

What does Scotch make you? Blotch? Watch? Notch? Cr......oh, nevermind....