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    Grumble...I Don't Do "No" Well - Particularly Around Kilts

    So my new USA Kilts Casual in the Pennsylvania tartan has arrived. First time I've paid the extra for faster service. So I head over to my little town's post office to pick it up.

    Post office has always been open from 2-4pm on Saturdays for parcel pick up...

    Right...not today. Closed tight. Radio blaring in back so I buzzed and knocked until a postal worker opened up and said they were closed. What? Always been open Saturday afternoon.

    Apparently there are 2% who never get the word. They started closing on Saturday a few weeks ago. budget or something.

    Fine, look, the door is open, please give me my kilt. No way....come back Monday. But its here...too bad - I don't care - slam.

    Its not like I don't have a kilt to wear - I just want what I want when I want it and I want my new kilt NOW!!....ideas surge through my mind....followed closely by penalties for tresspassing in a closed post office....

    Now have to wait (I don't do wait well either!) until Monday to pick up what is so temptingly close a few feet from where I was standing...and Tuesday to wear it to work....

    A different kind of jones....

    But good news - I wasn't arrested.....
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    Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
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    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post

    But good news - I wasn't arrested.....
    I don't know...I'd be interested to watch your addiction to county and federal jumpsuits. I still have my orange one from Johnson Co., Iowa...
    Mister McGoo

    A Kilted Lebowski--Taking it easy so you don't have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LitTrog
    I don't know...I'd be interested to watch your addiction to county and federal jumpsuits. I still have my orange one from Johnson Co., Iowa...
    They don't take these things back and wash them and hand them off to the next parole violater?

    Who knew?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    They don't take these things back and wash them and hand them off to the next parole violater?

    Who knew?

    Maybe he was wearing it when he left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeS View Post
    Maybe he was wearing it when he left.
    That would make sense if he was buck nekkid at the time of his arrest.

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    well, that would have been one way to promote your image as the eccentric kilted guy in your town. i am just glad you did not threaten to "car wash" the person who answered the door. we might not have heard from you ever gain.

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    Sounds as if you need help...hope to be the same soon :-)
    "A true gentleman knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't!"

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    Hey, I have one of them orange jump suits too. Sometimes wear it to group to get the client's attention. And, seven years of hanging around prisons I remain amazed at all the ways the orange jump suits can be "styled." But never seen one fashioned into a kilt.

    Hope they're not waiting with a warrant when I go back to pick it up on Monday.
    Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
    Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."

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    Don't be goin' postal. Bad for your health.

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    I appreciate your position, what horrible customer service. Sure they can fallback on that the postal worker was within their rights but they just helped solidify a stereotype. Read this story from Chris Hurn:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-...b_1524038.html Now that is service!

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