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12th April 13, 05:09 PM
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Today at the supermarket...
I received not one,nor two but SEVEN responses fro other shoppers about my kilt! Never had a reaction like that!! All were positive and very fine indeed. One, a young mom and her daughter, did ask the question: what was I wearing underneath. I have only had one ask that in my short lived kilt wearing experience but this took me aback as she got very close to ask it and slyly tried to flirt. As her daughter was out of hearing distance, I said "my shoes" first and then when she got bold I asked how warm her hands were.
I've learned to be ready for any answer (from reading the posts here) but was not expecting her to say "my hands are very warm" and raise her eyebrows!. Yikes! If my partner had not walked up and put her hand on my shoulder I would have blushed even more than I already was!!! OMG.
Today has taught me more than ever that the ladies LOVE a man in a kilt and to be ready for such things. I'm not a handsome man but that blasted kilt is indeed a magnet. Now I love wearing it in public even more!!! 
Seumas Dòhmnal Ross
Hazel Dell, Washington USA
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12th April 13, 07:54 PM
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Ain't it great!
Larry Dirr
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12th April 13, 09:18 PM
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 Originally Posted by scotswelshrunner
Today has taught me more than ever that the ladies LOVE a man in a kilt and to be ready for such things. I'm not a handsome man but that blasted kilt is indeed a magnet. Now I love wearing it in public even more!!!  
Yup!
Si Deus, quis contra? Spence and Brown on my mother's side, Johnston from my father, proud member of Clan MacDuff!
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12th April 13, 10:42 PM
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Once when asked that question by a lovely young French tourist lady I blurted out, "A magnificent penis." She lost it and so did her boyfriend and a couple with them. I remain amazed at how brazen women can be....and I do love it so! And seven in one market tour must be some sort of new record.
Last edited by Riverkilt; 12th April 13 at 10:43 PM.
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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13th April 13, 11:08 AM
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 Originally Posted by Riverkilt
And seven in one market tour must be some sort of new record.
I think that the most that I have ever had was 3, maybe 4.
Si Deus, quis contra? Spence and Brown on my mother's side, Johnston from my father, proud member of Clan MacDuff!
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13th April 13, 02:40 PM
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You worry me, scotswelshrunner!
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13th April 13, 10:57 AM
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Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber
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13th April 13, 03:47 PM
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Depends
[QUOTE=scotswelshrunner;1162407]"...One, a young mom and her daughter, did ask the question: what was I wearing underneath...".
Mea culpa if this reply has been used before, but my response as a gentleman born of the 1st half of the previous century is, "Depends!" That innuendo always aborts further interrogation.
Semper Paratus
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18th April 13, 08:31 AM
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If I happen to be out with my wife while kilted and the question comes up, my most common response goes something like, "Only my wife knows for sure, and she ain't telling."
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18th April 13, 10:42 AM
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 Originally Posted by Geniepants
If I happen to be out with my wife while kilted and the question comes up, my most common response goes something like, "Only my wife knows for sure, and she ain't telling."
LOCH SLOY!
Cheers, Wil
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