Kilted Taunters

[LANCER1562]

"I wear a kilt because I need the room, a problem you obviously don't have."
"Did I borrow my wife's/girlfrind's skirt? No. Did you borrow your wife's/girlfriend's pants?"
When someone calls me a "******" when I'm wearing my kilt i ask them if I look like a bundle of sticks. And when they call me "fag", I ask them if I look like a cigarette. When they look all confused I remind them that Google is a good place to find information and they should go look up those terms.

[McElmurry]

[knotty]

How about; {point} "How does he breath under there?"

[chrisupyonder]

A ****** in the UK is food!
****** is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together with herbs.
I am sure someone can make a retort from this but what I thought of cannot be posted here!

Chris.

[Meggers]

"I've seen girls wearing those... Isn't the zipper supposed to be at the back...?"

ahahahaha

These are way too fun.

I'll be thinking of some throughout the day too

[Tobus]

Surely there's a way to incorporate the famous quote about trousers being the "unmanly dress of the Lowlander" into a witty reply, but I'm not witty enough for it. Perhaps someone else could re-form it into a snappy comeback line?

[CMcG]

I almost forgot about this one... gives me chuckle every time I see it

[LaphroaigQCFan]

I have used,
"Let's 'em breathe, keeps 'em healthy"

Haven't used either of these, but they might work

"The ladies seem to like it"

"Why you smother the boys, I have no idea"

[LANCER1562]

When you've got b&**^s as big as mine, you need all the room you can get.

[NeightRG]

When I started wearing my kilts to work, one of my regular customers pointed and asked "Why you wearing a kilt?" my answer was simple - "Why are you wearing pants?"
Another answer, if the question is presented in a more hostile tone "Because I'm not afraid to. Why are you wearing jeans?"