The horror... Perhaps the worst sporran ever

**Jack Daw** · 2nd January 13, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by thoth51

"Item 290825014369 is no longer available."

Alright, which one of you bought it?

I swear it wasn't me...(this time).

**TheOfficialBren** · 2nd January 13, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by ShaunMaxwell

Fresh horrors from Bonsai Sporrans...

Witness the obscenity that is the FULL MASK CROW sporran:

Crikey!!! That is atrocious!!!
These have GOT TO BE joke sporrans!

**TheOfficialBren** · 2nd January 13, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by OC Richard

OK this is one I've come across on Ebay numerous times, so ghastly that I don't know where to start.

Well how about this: the things aren't sewn symmetrically, so it's crude-looking for starters, and the "Union Jack" isn't made right...

a sporran with a properly made Union Jack would be sort of cool, but not this thing.

I saw that one, too. It was a real head-scratcher.

**saxandpipes** · 10th January 13, 02:18 PM

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Surely these things can't be serious. Oh well, the entertainment value is priceless!

(please, keep them coming)...

Cheers,

Michael

Originally Posted by ShaunMaxwell

Fresh horrors from Bonsai Sporrans...

Witness the obscenity that is the FULL MASK CROW sporran:

**Llama** · 15th January 13, 07:57 AM

Here's a new contender. Made with a "glass dragon's eye" http://r.ebay.com/SpQMW
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**Chas** · 15th January 13, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Llama

Here's a new contender. Made with a "glass dragon's eye" http://r.ebay.com/SpQMW
eye.jpg

Made by an Australian company called Nifty Notions to very high standards for people with very small hands.

Regards

Chas

**MacCathmhaoil** · 15th January 13, 08:35 AM

Just thinking, they may be onto something! What about a full mount of an emu for day or a swan for formal, you can bring the legs around back and use them as the sporran belt. You can then take the head and hook it up to the epaulet. Ties it all together, albeit a bit "Bjorkish" and entirely consistent with the garish nature of these abominations!
Oh lord, I'm back to wanting to shove a sharpened pencil into my mind's eye to make this nightmare stop.......

**creagdhubh** · 15th January 13, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by Tobus

And what's worse is that someone (or several someones) are actually buying these things, which only serve to egg him on.

Oh well. Horses for courses, or something like that. It might be funny to buy this sporran and then tell people that if they want to talk to you, they must lean down and speak into the zebra ears.

Hahahaha! Well put. Utterly hideous. These so-called "sporran makers" need to take a serious lesson from Kate Macpherson.

**MacGumerait** · 15th January 13, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by creagdhubh

Hahahaha! Well put. Utterly hideous. These so-called "sporran makers" need to take a serious lesson from Kate Macpherson.

So true Kyle !

These " so called " sporran makers must fancy themselves as the " Andy Warhol " of the sporran world . The next thing we will probably see is a Campbell's Soup can sporran !

**TheOfficialBren** · 16th January 13, 01:19 AM

My goodness?! The horror never stops!

An emu!! or they could venture to try an octopus. Plenty of meat there for a sporran strap...plus the PETA whackos can't really complain since it's not fur. Lol.