How many UTILITIES??

[Robert Lamb]

Yesterday Elva and I went to the McMemimins Grand Lodge here in Forest Grove for dinner and a beer9or two). We eat there almost every week so we are known by all, especially since I am the only one in town who wears a kilt.
After we had ordered our beer and food I went to the restroom. On my way back to out table I stopped to talk to one of the young and good looking hostesses.
She has seen me before in my kilt.
She said she really liked my UtiliKilt but do I have a lot of utilies? I thought for a second then replyed "no just the regular ones".
We both had a good laugh and I returned to my table. I told this tale to Elve but she didn't see any humor in it. To bad to sad! :P
Robert "the kilted" Lamb

[Riverkilt]

I'm guessing "Yes I do, would you like to see them?" would have been inappropirate for the setting and having your wife so near.

Ron

[Robert Lamb]

I'm guessing "Yes I do, would you like to see them?" would have been inappropirate for the setting and having your wife so near.

Ron

Ron your 100% correct. She was upset(Idon't understand why) I did nothing wrong, except telling her what had transpired..
Robert "the kilted" Lamb

[Mike n NC]

I'm guessing "Yes I do, would you like to see them?" would have been inappropirate for the setting and having your wife so near.

Ron

Ron your 100% correct. She was upset(Idon't understand why) I did nothing wrong, except telling her what had transpired..
Robert "the kilted" Lamb

Robert, one of the great secrets of life with women is to know what to say, what not to say and when to speak up or keep quiet. When you figure it out...let me in on it will ya? I've only just gotten past "honey does this dress make me look to fat?"

Mike

[bubba]

Robert, one of the great secrets of life with women is to know what to say, what not to say and when to speak up or keep quiet. When you figure it out...let me in on it will ya? I've only just gotten past "honey does this dress make me look to fat?"

Mike

After more than 30 years of marriage I've learned the best policy is never tell the wife anything she absolutely doesn't need to know. It's much safer that way.