so i wore a freedom kilt to the bar

[Macman]

All your experiences ring bells. I always thought that my (current) wife never wanted to remarry. So I never asked. When I found out that she really was hoping that I'd ask her, it was a very emotional time for the both of us. She was really upset that I'd never read her mind. I've never been good at ESP or any of that (just ask my first wife). We are now married and I am slowly learning to read female minds. Slowly.

[Doc Hudson]

I am slowly learning to read female minds. Slowly.

Beware kinsman!!

That it a very dangerous fallacy!!!!

No man can read a woman's mind, and the belief that he can will lead a man into serious danger!!

BTW, just so Miss Cyndi doesn't get mad with me again, let me also say that women can't read the minds of men either.

[Macman]

Warning taken, Doc. The minute I start to think that I'm starting to get a handle on it, I'm in big trouble!

[davedove]

Face it guys, men and women just communicate differently. Men think women are too subtle and vague, and women think men are incredibly dense.

[Doc Hudson]

My wife really irratated me the other night. She asked if I could teach her to be evasive.

She claims that it takes ten questions for her to get an answer. That is because I long ago learned that I should answer the question asked and let her ask for more information as needed. If I answer in full detail, I get nailed for being a long winded lecturerer.

It's a no win situation, cause when I ask her a question that could be answered in a dozen words or less, she answers of five minutes.

That's life.

[Jimmy Carbomb]

This whole kilt checking thing is still a mystery to me. How could any guy NOT know what's going on? Holy schnikeys!!!

Don't pretend that you don't love the attention. Any female that wants to see the "truth" can be quite embolding. Let's face it... it's male, human nature.

Maybe women have the same vision as comedian Ron White:

"You've seen one naked woman...

you want to see them all."