Cilt Check

[Derek]

I have just been Cilt checked.
I have not long finished doing a small bit of painting in the room. I had my old jeans on to do the job. I then went straight down to the shop in my jeans. Walking through the graveyard there were two Ladies I know attending to some flowers. Both are married, but they help keep the graveyard tidy etc. As I walked passed and said hello the one said ' We did'nt recognise you because you have'nt got your Cilt on, and on a day like today you should because you would be nice and cool in it'. I thanked them both for their concern about my welfare and we had a little chat and a few laughs. Then I went off to the shop. On my way back they were still there beavering away. I did'nt stop to chat, simply saying 'tara ladies' as I passed them. They then reminded me that once I get in I should put my Cilt on straight away to get cool, and that they would, on their way back up through the churchyard on their way home, knock my door to check. Low and behold, the doorbell has'nt long gone and it was them checking if I had changed into my Cilt, which I had done. We had a good laugh over it. I told them thats the first Cilt check I've had without anyone touching the Cilt. That gave em another laff as well.
Iechyd Da
Derek

[Kilted KT]

very well done!

the stash of card-board cutouts in your kitchen didn't scare them, I hope.