29 Flashes Does Not A Kilt Addict Make

**Dirk Skene** · 19th January 07, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by angel923

...... OKD (Obsessive Kilt Disorder) ...

Good name for the "problem." And as far as I know, once you get it there is no cure.

**Riverkilt** · 19th January 07, 11:24 AM

Ahhh Angel, you sly dog,

YOU'RE FROM ALBUQUERQUE...!!

Kathy Lare is the root of this addiction/compulsion...I have SIX of her hand sewn kilts already and covet more...slobber drool....

Of course you're gonna help me minimize so I don't cause a drop in the Albuquerque economy...I see your game....

And hey...there's never any worry about withdrawal symptoms if I'm still "using."

Ron

**Robin** · 19th January 07, 11:25 AM

Oh...so good to hear I'm not that bad with "only" 12 pair of flashes

Kilthose...oops 34 pair

**Tattoo Bradley** · 19th January 07, 11:39 AM

You're a riot Ron. Tell us more about the wool jacket Kathy's ordered for you through Lochcarron.

Oh, and I guess I'm not doing so bad having 4 pair of kilt hose, with 4 on their way!

**Riverkilt** · 19th January 07, 11:56 AM

Not much to tell Bradley,

Jackets confused me and on line ordering of something that needs to fit scared me. Kathy took my measurements and what I wanted - a relatively plain jacket in a color that would go well with the most of my hand sewn kilts. Think it came out a light gray argyle....anyway, its coming from Lochcarron in Scotland and it takes time...so I HAD to buy some more kilts to medicate the jones for the jacket...you understand, right?

Ron

**davedove** · 19th January 07, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by angel923

You are not showing the full range of classic addiction signs you fail to represent a desirnable withdrawl symptom or tollerance to the Kilt requiring you to wear more than one or two a day. with the perpencity for counting your kilt acessories though you may look into possible OKD (Obsessive Kilt Disorder) not that it is a bad thing.

What makes it worse is that Ron is obsessing about his obsession?

**Riverkilt** · 19th January 07, 12:26 PM

Jeez Dave,

You're right! Its like those Celtic knots...around and around and around with no end!

Ron

**beowulf67** · 19th January 07, 01:08 PM

I feel like such a loser now. I only have 2 kilts.

**angel923** · 19th January 07, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by beowulf67

I feel like such a loser now. I only have 2 kilts.

Don't beat yourself up we all have to start somewhere. I Oly have one right now but I hope to order my second hit soon

**Riverkilt** · 19th January 07, 01:22 PM

Relax Beowulf,

Just let it happen. A mere 30 months ago I had no kilts and no kilt accessories. Let the addition carry you....

And, hey, three of my kilts are House of Gordon, a modern, a red, and a weathered...

Ron