*grumble*....*snarl*

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

Now there's your first mistake. You showed F-H.C.A.G. how to make an X-Kilt, now learn from her and get sloshed before making the damn kilt. The pleats will look fine...snip...

No, no, no! Get sloshed during, not before, the process!

Should I baste just the pleats - or the whole kilt and the wearer of it? It's getting close to fitting time...

w2f

He likes olive oil and balsamic vinegar, with just a little orange juice, salt, pepper, and garlic powder.

Useful words for those who have the raw courage to attempt to sew (hand or otherwise) a kilt.

DRUNK,• adj, euphemisms include:

...snip...Basted...snip...,!

See, here you can kill two birds with one stone-basted basting!

Granted. There must be more.

Yes, I agree that we should add Granted to the list!

Be well,

[CameronTaylor]

Ok, Alan is sewing Grant's kilt and Grant is sloshed with a rubber kilt checking chicken ???
I am SO glad I didn't try to read this last night ....



CT - and who the heck is Glen anyway ?

[ccga3359]

No, no, no! Get sloshed during, not before, the process!

Soooo much like my wife and the making of our first child! And might I add; the ashtray was cold !

Ok, Alan is sewing Grant's kilt and Grant is sloshed with a rubber kilt checking chicken ???
I am SO glad I didn't try to read this last night ....



CT - and who the heck is Glen anyway ?

OK let's end the confusion;

1. Alan, taking a page out of F-H.C.A.G's book, chooses to vehemently deny my very existence unless forced by me to acknowledge that I do in fact exist. Here, watch this- Star what time is it there? So I hardly think that Alan would take precious time away from beer-goddesses to build me a kilt.

2. Not even by a rubber chicken !

3. Glen is just plain evil. He is 1 foot shorter than I, no where near as gorgeous and has a kilt with three, yes I said THREE fringes on it. you may know as McMurdo. Makes me shudder just hearing that name.

I do hope that I have been of assistance.

[starbkjrus]

snip...

Dee, if you could see me now, you would see that I am ever so gently shaking my head from side to side.

So what you're saying is you now have a new twitch? You should probably have that er....checked.

I can recommend Krispy Kilt Twitch Checkers, LLP.

BTW Grant, your new avatar is..........interesting. Somehow it seems rather fitting. At least I think so since I'm not positive exactly what you're wearing. Fuzzy Russian hat perhaps?

.....yaaaaaaaaaank....

So Alan, how's that pleat coming?

[ccga3359]

So what you're saying is you now have a new twitch? You should probably have that er....checked.

I can recommend Krispy Kilt Twitch Checkers, LLP.

.....yaaaaaaaaaank....

So Alan, how's that pleat coming?

***Giving Dee a sidewards glance, considering using the backhand***

Yes, how is it going. And to add to your soon to be imploding mind, how would you pleat paisley?

...er to the amoeba?

I'm getting that twitch back, Dee !

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

...snip...

1. Alan, taking a page out of F-H.C.A.G's book, chooses to vehemently deny my very existence unless forced by me to acknowledge that I do in fact exist. Here, watch this- Star what time is it there? ...snip...

It's 5:50 pm! Sorry, I have a life, therefore I wasn't on line earlier this afternoon.

2. Not even by a rubber chicken !

The kids have named "their" rubber chicken Grant. They love to swing it around by the neck!

Be well,

[ccga3359]

Here, watch this- Star what time is it there?

It's 5:50 pm!

Told ya!

The kids have named "their" rubber chicken Grant. They love to swing it around by the neck!

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

Sorry Alan, I can't help but squabble with Grant wherever he posts-didn't mean to hijack the thread. How's that pleat lining up now?

Be well,

[Kilted_John]

It's 5:50 pm! Sorry, I have a life, therefore I wasn't on line earlier this afternoon.



The kids have named "their" rubber chicken Grant. They love to swing it around by the neck!

Be well,

Hopefully with a rope around its neck?

-J

[fluter]

Yes, how is it going. And to add to your soon to be imploding mind, how would you pleat paisley?

To "no stripe"?