Kilt Pin Science

**Riverkilt** · 2nd March 08, 09:10 AM

Be sure to wrap your ghillie laces in aluminum foil too, otherwise they will act as antennas and transmit thoughts. Or, you can just wear aluminum foil spats if they completely cover the laces.

You can use a small alligator clip, with attached wire, to ground your sgian dubh blade to the foil.

Ron

**ChattanCat** · 2nd March 08, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Be sure to wrap your ghillie laces in aluminum foil too, otherwise they will act as antennas and transmit thoughts. Or, you can just wear aluminum foil spats if they completely cover the laces.

You can use a small alligator clip, with attached wire, to ground your sgian dubh blade to the foil.

Ron

OH NO!
You mean I've been transmitting all this time???
No wonder I keep seeing strange little people.

**Mr. MacDougall** · 2nd March 08, 11:27 AM

Be aware that the aluminum foil manufacturers have been in league with the Evil Geniuses for the last thirty years, and all alufoil manufactured in the United States has micro-circuitry imprinted on it which actually serves to amplify the signals from the orbital mind control lasers.

**northernsky** · 2nd March 08, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. MacDougall

Be aware that the aluminum foil manufacturers have been in league with the Evil Geniuses for the last thirty years, and all alufoil manufactured in the United States has micro-circuitry imprinted on it which actually serves to amplify the signals from the orbital mind control lasers.

Ha! Another Sassenach conspiracy! Reynold's wrap is reading my thoughts!!!!

**Bugbear** · 2nd March 08, 11:44 AM

I guess I'll have to ask this question in this thread because no one will answer in the other threads I've posted it.
Ok, what color propeller does one wear in one's aluminum/tartan beanie at a white tie event?

**Mr. MacDougall** · 2nd March 08, 11:51 AM

I'd go with black.

**Bugbear** · 2nd March 08, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. MacDougall

I'd go with black.

Great! Thanks!

Now, I also need to know how to hide the string that you pull to make your bowtie spin. Wouldn't want your pull-string showing at a white tie event.

**BoldHighlander** · 2nd March 08, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

Great! Thanks!

Now, I also need to know how to hide the string that you pull to make your bowtie spin. Wouldn't want your pull-string showing at a white tie event.

Ted, the best made ones are retractable, like the pull string on a child's talking doll, hidden behind the bow

**ChattanCat** · 2nd March 08, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. MacDougall

Be aware that the aluminum foil manufacturers have been in league with the Evil Geniuses for the last thirty years, and all alufoil manufactured in the United States has micro-circuitry imprinted on it which actually serves to amplify the signals from the orbital mind control lasers.

I think they have a fix on me... gotta run...
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