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    A highlander appears at the top of a hill and yells down to the 500 English troops below, "Come and get me if you have the stones." The English commander sends 10 men up the hill. The Scotsman disappears over the hill with the troops hot on his tail. The sounds of a pitched battle ensue and the kiltee re-appears. "Is that all you've got?" he cries.

    The commander sends 50 men up the hill. Again, the Scot turns and runs with the troops giving chase. Musket fire and the clang of steel on steel. Once again the brave highlander atop the hill yells down "You'll have to do better than that!" The English commander is flabbergatsed at what is happening. How can a lone man be doing this? He sends 250 troops up the hill, determined to put an end to this foolishness.

    The Scot, again turns and runs with the troops in hot pursuit. A mighty din arises, thunderous booms, black powder smoke all around and cries of the vanquished until a lone English survivor crawls down the hill.

    The commander demands a report. The barely alive trooper says "It's a trap, sir. There's two of them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Mikey View Post
    A highlander appears at the top of a hill and yells down to the 500 English troops below, "Come and get me if you have the stones." The English commander sends 10 men up the hill. The Scotsman disappears over the hill with the troops hot on his tail. The sounds of a pitched battle ensue and the kiltee re-appears. "Is that all you've got?" he cries.

    The commander sends 50 men up the hill. Again, the Scot turns and runs with the troops giving chase. Musket fire and the clang of steel on steel. Once again the brave highlander atop the hill yells down "You'll have to do better than that!" The English commander is flabbergatsed at what is happening. How can a lone man be doing this? He sends 250 troops up the hill, determined to put an end to this foolishness.

    The Scot, again turns and runs with the troops in hot pursuit. A mighty din arises, thunderous booms, black powder smoke all around and cries of the vanquished until a lone English survivor crawls down the hill.

    The commander demands a report. The barely alive trooper says "It's a trap, sir. There's two of them."
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    Love the Lone Highlander one!

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    Me too, that was hilarious!

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    Sheep lie!!
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    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."

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    It's a "TRAP". Now that was "FUNNY"
    I don't believe the idea is to arrive in heaven in a well preserved body! But to slide in side ways,Kilt A' Fly'n! Scream'en "Mon Wha A Ride" Kilted Santas
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Mikey View Post

    The commander demands a report. The barely alive trooper says "It's a trap, sir. There's two of them."
    I'm a Scot, and I approve this message.

    Daft Wullie, ye do hae the brains o’ a beetle, an’ I’ll fight any scunner who says different!

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    Whats the difference between "Crack cocain" and Kilts ?


    Crack is cheaper !!!

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    Try this link to my website: http://www.sgians.com/humour.html

    There's plenty to choose from. Laugh long & loudly - it's good for you.

    Ciao yall,
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    And Cocaine is less addictive than Kilts.
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    Swish + Swagger = Swoon.

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