Kilt Jokes anyone!?

**Nighthawk** · 12th April 09, 05:51 PM

What's the difference between the bagpipes and a trampoline?

People take their shoes off before they jump on a trampoline!

**Frank McGrath** · 13th April 09, 02:16 AM

Guys.....Thanks for the jokes. I really needed that after the weekend I just experienced.

**CDNSushi** · 13th April 09, 09:02 AM

I think the key word here is "PG" or "G" rated jokes. Can't think of any that are at the moment, so I'll just leave you with the punchline to one that's not! (But you all know this one already anyway)....

That's GRUESOME!

**george7** · 13th April 09, 09:25 AM

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a piper's car?
Remove the dominoes pizza sign from the roof.

**Tony** · 13th April 09, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

I think the key word here is "PG" or "G" rated jokes. Can't think of any that are at the moment, so I'll just leave you with the punchline to one that's not! (But you all know this one already anyway)....

That's GRUESOME!

That's the only one I know too.

**Laird O'the Cowcaddens** · 13th April 09, 10:56 AM

I wasn't aware anyone had seen me. LOL.

**Splash_4** · 13th April 09, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by JS Sanders

Try this link to my website: http://www.sgians.com/humour.html

There's plenty to choose from. Laugh long & loudly - it's good for you.

Ciao yall,
steve

Those are great!

**JS Sanders** · 13th April 09, 11:21 AM

This is actually true.

Some years ago, wee wifie & I were on the Isle of Skye and stopped at a small eatery in a tiny village.

Chatting about a number of topics with the owner, he disclosed his unflattering opinion of pipers.

He described a piper as, "A jock in a frock with a knife in his sock".