The Ultimate Question

**BroosterB1** · 23rd October 09, 10:33 AM

Sex is no respecter of the "Scotch Glasses" or "Beer Goggles".

**Nighthawk** · 23rd October 09, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by csbdr

"Lift and go" is RIGHT! and part of the convenience of wearing a kilt.

BTW, Welcome!

What he said! But 4 shakes instead of 2 is preferable... I know, any more than 2 and you're playing with it is the old saying- but trust me...

When I took my son see Superman Returns, I actually had a guy say to me "I always wondered how you guys went in those." I replied "I usually don't go in it- I usually go in the sink!" and walked out.

Originally Posted by BroosterB1

Sex is no respecter of the "Scotch Glasses" or "Beer Goggles".

No sir!

**Ozark Ridge Rider** · 23rd October 09, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by McClef

Guess everyone is different in their approach - I not only prefer to use a stall but to sit down, remembering to sweep the pleats out of position first!

Aye, me too. But in this day and age, I have a bit of an aversion to sitting in a public stall. So, my runner's legs still allow a bit of a hover. Works for me

Regards
Dan

**dfmacliam** · 23rd October 09, 11:38 AM

you do not have to sit in a stall, just stand.. like you would if you were home...

**Ozark Ridge Rider** · 23rd October 09, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by sydnie7

Extensive discussion of the topic in this thread.

And welcome!

And one of the most helpful comments about where to find info on this subject comes from one of the lasses???

**Kilt TN** · 23rd October 09, 01:19 PM

All I know is the band at the pub, has time the difference between men in pants and men in kilts, the kilted guys win every time. To be honest haven't put that much thought in to it, “lift and go"

**McFarkus** · 23rd October 09, 02:19 PM

from Chicago. I have nothing to add to the answers above.

**jeremy j starche** · 23rd October 09, 02:42 PM

Kilt .................... $689.00
Admission .......... $25.00
Drinks .................$12.00

Listening to the people entering the loo try to decide if you are male or female
........................... $priceless.

Some things money just can't buy...

**tulloch** · 23rd October 09, 03:30 PM

Welcome to XMTS from the highlands of Central Massachusetts. For #1 its sporran to the left, lift both aprons with the left hand & control flow with the right. Never a problem. For #2 I go for the handicapped stalls with rails. Off with the belt & sporran, hanging them on the rail and off with the kilt. Reverse the process after normal procedure. I would DIE if I sullied my tank.