A very Canadian joke for anywhere.

[Lallans]

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Canadian Rockies were a
Fellow from Newfoundland , a fellow from Quebec , a little old Greek lady and a young blonde lady.
.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound
Of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright
Red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.

The little old Greek lady thinks: The fellow from Quebec must have groped
The blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde lady thinks: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me
In the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek..

The fellow from Quebec thinks: that fellow from Newfoundland must have groped
The blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The fellow from Newfoundland thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack Buddy from Quebec again

[Biathlonman]

Hit the nail on the head with that one. Two words that will mystify every non-Canadian now: Churchill Falls.

[Jay]

You know someone gets Newfies when they understand the term "Buddy"