Ron Macdonald had a town,
e-i-e-i-o
And in his town were three kilties,
e-i-e-i-o
With some kilt hose here, a sporran there,
Here a belt, there a vest,
Everywhere a jacket.
Ron Macdonald had a town,
Eeeee-iiii-eeee-iiiii-ooooooooooooo!