Sarong or So Wrong?

[Tobus]

Sarongs are fine, but I don't have the cultural right to wear one. Maybe when they come up with an Americasrong wrap, or something like that...

Utilisarong?!

I'm the same way. It would feel weird wearing an Asian/islander garment, being of purely Scottish and English breeding.

But I have been known to hang around the house in a bath towel wrapped around my waist! No pleats to sweep.