I was at Costco today in a UK workman (I admit, not my best looking kilt anymore) and saw an older woman attempting to load a few cases of soda into her cart. I assisted her and she thanked me and I pretty much forgot about it.

I then ran into her in the parking lot and this time got the sodas into her trunk for her. She gave me a rather wonderful smile and said, "you can always tell a gentleman by his kilt."

Does it get any better?