Tomorrow I am going to take all my trousers (not that I have many left) to the Salvation Army.

Time for a clearout, I really have no desire to wear them again.
As I have said, I retain some pairs of shorts for workwear, but trousers....they are an endangered species and I plan to make them ex-stinkt in my wardrobe ('closet' to you Americans).

Here's to kilts! (you guessed it, dram time)