something similar to what steve martin did when guys in a bar made fun of his nose in "roxanne" would be best.

in just a few months of running around in these things, i already think i have heard the most common taunts over and over. i have asked a few people whether they could come up with something more original and/or whether that was the best they could do. i can be snippy with replies, but for the most part i ignore them-- then i make a point of catching their eye and smiling at them after a lovely lass compliments my attire.