Hmm. . .

My eyes somehow missed the typo in the title of the thread.

In that case. . .

Well, the best 'rection is still probably what I posted.

Unless it was the lass who told me at a Hielan' games that she'd love to get me off in the bushes and gift me with a (NATO phonetics here) Bravo Juliet under my kilt.

Alas, though, given that I was married at the time and that she (as my student) and my 8th-dan wife knew each other, that was SO not happening.

Quote Originally Posted by Dale Seago View Post
Best reaction?

Okay, back in the days when I didn't even have a modern kilt yet (for whatever weird reason, I decided to start with the late 1500s and work my way forward from there), I went -- I thought -- to a Scottish event in Marin County north of San Francisco. I took along a couple of other Bujinkan instructor friends, a married couple.

Somehow I hadn't found out that the event had been canceled.

So we ended up going for brunch to a Marin restaurant, my friends in their civvies and me in my belted plaid with pampooties and dirk.

As we sat down, my friends told me "We were watching people's reactions as we walked to our table, and we could SO get you a date in this place!"

Then our waitress came, 20-something and lovely and starry-eyed and blushing, and thanking ME for blessing (her words) the establishment with my presence.

I thanked her for her kindness with a "Blessed be, and merry meet!".

We had a fantastic meal. As for the rest, well. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_cA1CRAmBA