A Kilted Adventure at WalMarche'

[CDNSushi]

I made the mistake of asking the persnnel director in the middle of our quiet dining area of the cafeteria because she responded in a rather large volume, "WELL, I'M OKAY WITH IT AS LONG AS YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR!"

To which, I imagine a good response (stated equally as loud) may have been, "By that, am I to conclude that you'll be personally checking whether or not I do?"