late night on the idiot box, I turn it on and there's a feature on some Frenchman called Gaultier and shows the fashions he has created.

Well most, if not all of it was weird, but the sad thing is...I'm watching it to see if there are any kilts or MUGS.

Apparently Gaultier is known for putting "sk***s on men".
Not a kilt in sight tho'.