I am not of any sort of Scottish descent and am looking for a kilt. I figure the best way to find one is to ask those who know a lot about tartans for reccomondations, so a few things about me that I feel are significant.

My last name is Butcher.
I am of English, Swedish, Denmark and German descent.
I was raised in Pennsylvania (USA, this seems to be an international forum), I saw they have their own tartan.
I live in Ohio.
I was in the Army, not interested in the Army tartan.
I was in the infantry.
Specifically the 22nd Infantry Regiment, seriously doubt they have their own tartan.
I have the Combat Infantryman's Badge, if there was a CIB tartan that would be awesome.
My primary hobby is powerlifting.
A developing 2nd hobby is highland games, I wouldn't wear the SAAA tartan for the same reason I don't wear Hawian shirts.
I seem to think the tartans with dull green colors look best.
I keep wanting to type tarten, is there a tartan for people who do that?
Most of my family back a few generations and beyond were farmers.

If I think of anything else I will add it, thanks in advance for the advice.