I put on my clothes after getting 2 stents put in my heart, as came out in my clothes my nurse laughed & said "Youre wearing a skirt.". I promply informed her, "ladies wear skits, men wear kilts.". I then did a slow 360. She then remarked that it was a kilt while all in attendance clapped.
I feel top of the world today!

Its great to be a kilted man
Craig