Well, I told my wife that it seems Rocky has a new collections of tartans and that I have ordered a traditional from Rocky in the Clark tartan. She has informed me that;

1 kilt is curosity (Cambpell Sport)
2 are a celebration of heratage(Campbell Dress Philabeg)*my mothers Clan*
3 are a fling(Gunn Philabeg)*my fathers Clan*
4 are for variety(Hunting Stewart Philabeg)
5 are impossible(Black Stewart Philabeg)
6 is an addiction(Tradational Clark)

My response was simple...I'm trying to catch Hamish!

She gave me a blank look, shook her head and asked if I had a flea coller big enough for me. It seems I'm in the dog house again...I know...what else is new!

RLJ-

PS...I'm interested in what she says on #7 BUT I think I'll wait on this one! R-