A new twist on "The Question"

[Wareyin]

I think it's a fairly simple thing. First take the kilt out of the equation, and then ask yourself how you'd feel about a stranger wanting to know if you're wearing underwear.

Oh, I know how I feel about people asking me about my underwear, I'm just curious if people have found a tactful way to respond. I realize the question is rude, and so excuses a rude response; I just like to be as polite as I can while deflecting such a query.