Your worst puns

[Mikilt]

A couple of repeats, but this was fun to write!

I roux the day I had bad clam chowder
I mist my chance when it was cloudy
There was a coffee bruin bear
Sub Ubi is “Under where”

A bicycle is just two-tired
I got close to the kiln and I got fired
If I put up a wall don’t take a fence
The traveling circus was in tents

A corkboard is prone to a tack
Chiropractors have got your back
Statute of Imitations is copyright law
What did Tennessee? Same thing Arkansas

I get a cab whenever I drink red wine
Cows don’t grow on a bovine
How did I escape from Iraq? I ran
Chicken coupes with 4 doors are chicken sedans

Runners know agony of de feet
Attempted Murder when two crows meet
Rabbits like hops in their beer
There are a staggering number of deer

It dawned on me when the sun rose from below
If someone was selling drugs, weed know
He talked about circles in a roundabout way
His supper was left at the door, entree

She was a moonshiner but her loved her still
Be sure your dentist knows the drill
A cow with no legs is beef that is ground
When you’re in for a punny, you’re in for a pound