Another reason to wear a kilt

[Me cousin Jack]

Perhaps your doctor has told ya you’re a canadate for long compression socks due to heart issues and you should start walking to improve your circulation, well, forget those old compression socks of yesteryear, get some hose and throw a kilt on to compliment. Ya say your hose aren’t tight enough, okay, get some old compression socks of yesteryear and throw some hose on top.