Dear friends and fellow kiltees, I am making the weirdest most short notice request I probably will ever make here:
I have a gala event tomorrow morning (Oct 24) in Chicago and have a drastic need for a horsehair (or proper dress) sporran to wear with an official uniform. This came up on short notice and the post office left me flat with my purchase stuck in Oregon.
If anyone is able and willing to loan/rent me an appropriate sporran on such extreme short notice, please reply with the swiftest speed. I can come to you and pay/leave collateral to guarentee its safe return.