Yesterday Elva and I went to the McMemimins Grand Lodge here in Forest Grove for dinner and a beer9or two). We eat there almost every week so we are known by all, especially since I am the only one in town who wears a kilt.
After we had ordered our beer and food I went to the restroom. On my way back to out table I stopped to talk to one of the young and good looking hostesses.
She has seen me before in my kilt.
She said she really liked my UtiliKilt but do I have a lot of utilies? I thought for a second then replyed "no just the regular ones".
We both had a good laugh and I returned to my table. I told this tale to Elve but she didn't see any humor in it. To bad to sad! :P
Robert "the kilted" Lamb