Share your kilt reaction stories

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I like the way you think!

I've told the story about my old Pipe Major who would get calls for gigs asking

"Will you be wearing your full kilt?"

Finally with one client he put down the phone in disgust saying

"One of these days I'm going to tell the person

'you know, I do usually wear my full kilt, but I was thinking for your event doing something a bit different and wearing my half kilt.' "

wouldn't a "half kilt" mean 5 yards instead of 8?