I wan't going to go here...But anyway!

I had a group of 3 women (2 were friends of my (now) wife) attempt to lift my kilt (to a height that seemed to be best described as "over my head") at our WEDDING. They were unsuccessful (They were drunk. I was not). My response? I told the two single women that I'd be returning the favor at THEIR wedding. The other one? "At some point in the future." Will I? Bloody unlikly. But then, the suggestion alone has them "very concerned". They have asked "Would you really do that?" My reply? "I never thought *you* would".

These three of them have hit my eternal $hit list. There's no recovery likely.

But anyway. The only other event I've ever had was in New Orleans, on Bourbon Street, on a Saturday. It was a back peek, she was drunk (and about 20) and, hell... With everything else that happens there, I was sort of expecting it.

A guy? A front lift? Sounds like assault. I would react accordingly. After all, he *could* have been grabbing for my sporran. And that's my "wallet", isn't it? ;)

Hal