Hell-o all,

Today being St Patrick's Day I of course was kilted (any doubt in your mind?) Went to the coffee shop as is my custom but today was different. Because it was a "special" day I was traditional in my wearing the kilt.

I stepped out, took a deep breath and it seemed that my spine expanded an extra vertebra. My steps were at an extra long gait.

Now I need your opinions, was it because I was going traditional? Or was it because it was St. Patrick's Day?

I personally think that it was because it was St Patrick's Day.