Well put Doc! If the news was unbias, it would be boring as hell. It would be something along the lines of
"Here are some people. They wear kilts. The End."

I think the last thing that I wrote completely free of a slant was in first grade... no, wait, I said I had the nicest parents in the whole world. Strike that. I dont think it is possible for people to write without adding any bias, nor for anyone to read something without making a judgement, even if the judgement is "how the hell did this person get to be a writer?" .