I just got back from the local church hall having been putting some posters up. There are a few people around there setting up for a jumble sale being held tomorrow. I spoke to one or two as I went about my business when out of the kitchen this burly type of woman came and said loudly in a very down grading and sarky manner 'Good gracious, theres a man in a KILT!'.
'And so it is' I said
I then said 'You must be awfully intelligent to have spotted that'
She did'nt like that at all and brushed past me.
Dunno how I thought of that on the spot but I enjoyed saying it.
Derek