I have the same problem with watches and I can foresee the same thing with kilts.

A few months ago I needed to buy one new watch and decided to research various models on the internet first. Big mistake.

I stumbled onto the Poor Man's Watch Forum and now I have half a dozen and increasing.

I've also managed to infect my father with the bug, too! He had been wearing the same watch since about 1975. He now has more than eight.