My regular day off on Friday happened to coincide with Columbus Day, so I've got a four day weekend. I'm planning to drive down and go through Smoky Mountain National Park and plan to be kilted a good part of the time. Since I'll be fairly close, I'll stop in and check out the Scottish Tartans Museum. I'm just wondering what the people of Pigeon Forge, Tennessee will think of the kilt. They'll probably think I'm a Scottish tourist!