Does ordained in the Ancient Order of the Lush count? Or possibly an acolyte in the worship of the (fermented) grape?:grin::grin:

Oh well, didn't think so, but I would be interested in seeing the tartan, if it exists. And if not, possibly Mac could design one. His work on the XMarks tartan was outstanding (even if he did it before I got here and now I have to wait for the next order!).