Quote Originally Posted by Robin
I look smart without a beard.
I look way too smart with one, I'm usually mistaken for a philosoph prof? The reality is most days I don't want anything that sharp that close to my throat that early in the morning, ha.

My wife had an argument with a woman like Prester John met up with about my beard. The woman said it was against the Bible, dw said Jesus had one, woman said no, dw said how could it claim the guards pulled it out if He didn't have one, the woman retorted, "Not my Jesus!" Go figure.

Mine's not a religious beard, it's just Scottish procrastination and practicality, simpler to cut every two weeks when I do my ears than waste time every day arguing with God about my face. Hmmn, back to that, oh well.