After nearly two years being kilted full time, I have a few observations to make.

- I have no hair on the inside of my thighs. Lack of underwear means it all wears off

- Women love kilts. Women are shameless, and get away with behaviour that would put men in jail were the sexes reversed.

- I cannot ever commit a crime. Everyone knows me, even if I have only been to a place once.

- When you see people whispering, its probably about you. Mostly this is a good thing.

- People are very interested in my underwear, or lack thereof.

- Women love kilts. I mentioned this already, but it bears repeating.

- Kilts mean men have to accessorize. I never before bought boots, shirts, or belts with a mind to how they matched the garments on my lower body. Kilts changed that.

- Yes I am Irish, but that hasnt got anything to do with it. They are comfortable.

- No I am not Scottish, but that doesnt matter, they are comfortable.

- I am not cold. In fact, I am probably warmer than you are.

- Thank you, I know I have nice legs, but you are a 60 year old woman and I dont know quite how to answer when you say it *that way*.

- No, I dont play the bagpipes.

- Yes, I do "throw those telephone pole things".

And the number one thing I have noticed since I started wearing a kilt:

- Women love kilts. Really. I mean it.