Alan,

I can relate with the schmipps and queets, the wupps, the boocles and schtrappesschoootenbooten (especially the boocles and schtrappexxchoootenbooten), but I never figured you to be one of the fumbwutt police.
I'm going to have to go feed some ducks and think about this.
And while I'm at it, I'm going to feed some geese too.