Quote Originally Posted by auld argonian
Ever read the kids' book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"?

If you give a man a kilt, then he's going to want a sporran to go with it.

If you get him a sporran, then he'll want a strap for it instead of the chain that came with it.

If you get him a sporran strap, then he'll need new shoes to match the sporran strap....

....and so it goes...


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My daughter loves that book! I just got a great mental image of that mouse in a wee kilt and a glengarry, telling that poor kid, "Och, ye canne give me a sporran, without a strap, laddie!"