T-shirt for my wife

[Norbydog]

Since my wife has been so "understanding" during the last few months, I would like to get her a T-shirt that reads something about kilts. She has been my best supporter (except when she sees the bank account), and I would like to get her something along the lines of 'My sexy kilted husband can beat up your husband' type of shirt. She gets some grief from the populace for my kilts, and the more sarcastic or witty the message, the more she will like it.

I tried looking through CafePress, but nothing really grabbed my attention.

Throw those ideas my way. I am looking to buy one, not just a message.


P.S. Notice the subtle baseball reference; spring ball started on Wednesday.