So last night my lady and I went to Paria Outpost up in Utah for dinner and to stay in their bed and breakfast. A lovely time.

This morning at breakfast I'm sitting in one of those cheap molded plastic chairs that a lot of funky restaurants use. Easy to clean, grooves in the bottom so that water doesn't pool up in the seat. You can seem them in white or green at most any discount store, cost a couple of bucks.

When I finished breakfast and got up the chair came with me!!

I was wearing my chocolate UK Workman's kilt and apparently the male end of one of the modesty snaps that are on the back center of the kilt had become wedged into the groove in the plastic chair. It had pushed on through the groove so I was "snapped" to the chair.

Now I'm standing there in front of other folks with a chair dangling from my kilt. I can't access it to repair the situation. I had to back up to my lady for her to figure it out and undo me.

Both sadly, and fortunately, no one thought to snap a photo.

So, if you're wearing a UK Workman's kilt be VERY careful when you sit in one of those cheap molded plastic chairs with grooves in the seat.

Ron