Yesterday following my rugby team's bootcamp, I was heading home when for some reason I got the urge to do a quick check on a computer desk at Best Buy. I was in my camouflage UK Original and didn't really think much of the fact that I was going to go shopping in my kilt as I had been in it all day with no comments (except for a few smart arses on the team who I ignore).

I asked one sales person for help and all he could do was stare at my kilt. When he would talk to me, he would stare at the kilt. I finally said, "Thanks for admiring my legs, now let's talk about this desk. Can I get it delivered?" He stammered out something about going to go check but he never came back...I had a good laugh....