Great story until the part about declining the lesbians....my heart sunk...them ladies is usually pretty cool....guess your wife wouldn't believe you though...

Wish I woulda known this before I quit drinking....guess that's why the Ol' Coyote held off on kilts for me....if I woulda had kilts when I was drinkin' that free booze woulda killed me for sure.

Great story, thank for passing it on.

ROn