you forgot a few key steps.

1. make sure you have single malt scotch available and glass into which to pour it.

2. pour glass of scotch

3 <begin kilt roll>

4. check glass of scotch...refill if empty

5. <continue roll >

6. check glass again..refill if empty

7. <finish roll and insert into roll stocking>

8. refill glass and cenebrate your victory over the trousered!

9. Attempt to log into xmarks and post the pics you took while rolling kilt.

10. Call P1M over to share last few drams...