They are saying in the news that both the United States and Great Britain are experiencing a record heat wave.

It's global warming, I tell you! It's all these evil automobiles with their pollution and they will kill us yet!

The answer is we should all strap on our kilts and walk to work!

Aye laddies, the kilt is the answer to all our problems!

Well....a few of them at least. I know I'm getting much more exercise since buying mine because now I find excuses to go out for a walk.